Whatever.: Or How Junior Year Became Totally F$@cked—A Novel by S.J. Goslee: A Refreshing Take on Teenage Life
As I dove into Whatever.: Or How Junior Year Became Totally F$@cked by S.J. Goslee, I couldn’t help but feel an immediate resonance with Mike Tate, the protagonist who finds himself navigating a world rife with teenage angst, awkward breakups, and unexpected revelations about his sexuality. It brought back a flood of memories from my own high school days—hopefully minus the participation trophies and the cheerleaders! This debut novel is an insightful, humorous ride that captures the chaotic essence of being a teenager in modern America.
From the very first page, the blend of humor and earnestness in Mike’s voice grabbed my attention. The narrative is filled with his sharp observations and self-deprecating wit, demonstrating that teenage experiences, no matter how deeply challenging, can still be peppered with laughter. As a reader, I appreciated Goslee’s ability to maintain a light-hearted tone even while addressing serious themes like self-acceptance and the complexities of sexuality.
The Characters and Their Charisma
Mike’s world is painted with a colorful cast of characters—each more endearing than the last. His loyal friends offer a mix of support and hilarity, reminding us of the beautiful bond formed during those formative years. In particular, Lisa, Mike’s ex-girlfriend, shines as a character who balances both friendship and independence. The dissolution of their relationship leads Mike on a journey of self-discovery that is both poignant and relatable.
The inclusion of Mike’s "crappy garage band" adds another layer of authenticity to his character. It’s a nod to that undercurrent of rebellion and creativity we all carried in high school. Goslee perfectly encapsulates the voice of a teenage boy grappling with his identity, alongside the typical teenage experiences of sub-par grades and the need to fit in.
Writing Style and Highlights
Goslee’s writing is refreshingly conversational, sprinkled with just the right amount of cheeky humor. I found myself laughing out loud at moments that felt true to the absurdities of teenage life. Lines like “I don’t care if unicorns get you hard” stood out, emphasizing the author’s ability to blend humor with heartfelt sincerity.
The pacing of the novel keeps you engaged; I felt as if I were riding alongside Mike, experiencing the ups and downs of his junior year. As I navigated through his internal monologues, it was easy to empathize with his missteps and victories. The dialogue was sharp and realistic, allowing me to fully immerse myself in the teenage experience, warts and all.
Final Thoughts
For anyone seeking a heartfelt, comedic, and brutally honest exploration of what it means to be a teenager today, Whatever. is a must-read. It’s a perfect book for young adults grappling with their own identities or anyone who simply enjoys a well-crafted coming-of-age story. Goslee’s debut ensures that we not only laugh but also reflect on the trials and tribulations of youth.
In a world where high school can feel like an apocalyptic battlefield, Mike’s journey serves as a lantern, illuminating the path toward acceptance, friendship, and the hilarities of growing up. This book isn’t just for the teens of today; it’s for anyone who remembers what it felt like to be on the brink of adulthood, full of dreams and questions, and it offers a nostalgia that is sure to resonate with readers of all ages. It’s a journey worth taking—again and again.
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